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December 19, 2007

Dedicate a Song to Jamie Lynn Spears

Monster07170610I really don't care about Jamie Lynn Spears. But she's 16. She's preggers. And she's Britney's sister. So people are talking about her today, and lord knows I'm needy for attention.

So have at it. Here's a few tender dedications to get us started...

Stupid Girl -- Garbage
Respect Yourself -- Staples Singers
Knocked Up -- Kings of Leon
Baby, What a Big Surprise -- Chicago

All in the Family -- Korn

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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

Running In The family ~ level 42

Paradise by the Dashboard Light ~ Meatloaf

Only Sixteen ~ Sam Cooke

ha!

Havin' My Baby -- Paul Anka

Whoops, forgot two classics:

The Arrows - Fallen Angel

Gary Portnoy - Where Everybody Knows Your Name ("Cheers" Theme)

Baby Daddy ~ Wyclef Jean

Cradle of Love ~ Billy Idol

Fancy ~ Reba McIntire

Puppy Love ~ Donny Osmond

Hillbilly Willy ~ Dolly Parton

The Soundtrack of Our Lives - Sister Surround

The Cult - Sweet Soul Sister

Homer Simpson - D'oh!

ABBA - Does Your Mother Know?

AC/DC - Sin City, Hell's Bells

Journey - Who's Cryin' Now

Nat King Cole - Straighten Up & Fly Right, Makin' Whoopee

New Radicals - You Get What You Give

New York Dolls - Dancing on the Lip of a Volcano

The Who - I Can't Explain

Northern Pikes - She Ain't Pretty

Bryan Adams - House Arrest, Can't Stop This Thing We Started

And in 10 years, she'll be working......with some "Girls, Girls, Girls" in the background. I'm cruel.

How about this...

Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC

Jamie's Cryin' - Van Halen

I win!

Someone should have played

Sister Christian - Night Ranger

for here, but instead I think Momma Spears sang her kids

Darling Nikki - Prince

as a lullaby

All The Kids Are Having Kids - Frenzal Rhomb (Yeah, had to Google that one)
To Our Children's Children's Children - The Moody Blues (album, not song)
Knocked Up - Kings of Leon

It's Your Baby, You Rock It - Elvis Presley
I Did It - Dave Matthews Band
Teach Your Children - CSNY

Little G1rls - Oingo Boingo
White Wedding - Billy Idol
The Day My Baby Gave Me A Surprise - Devo
Are You Experienced? - Jimi Hendrix

(changing some characters around because your spam filter is messing with me)

Dumb Girl - Run-D.M.C.
Stupid Girl - The Rolling Stone
Stupid Girl - Neil Young
Baby Baby - The Vibrators
White Trash - Junior Senior
Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Neil Diamond
Say Goodbye To The Little Girl - Nick Cave
Little Sister - Nico
No Surprises - Radiohead
Family Business - Kanye West
Family Entertainment - The Undertones
Shame, Shame, Shame - Shirley & Company

Little Sister - Dwight Yoakam
Look At little Sister - Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble
Cry Little Sister - Gerard McMahn
Dum Dum Girl - Talk Talk
Teenage Pregnancy - Twister
Stupid Girls - Pink
Dare To be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic
Stupid Thing - Aimee Mann
Walking In Your Footsteps - the Police

Sweet Little Sister -- Skid Row

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