Dedicate a Song to Jamie Lynn Spears
I really don't care about Jamie Lynn Spears. But she's 16. She's preggers. And she's Britney's sister. So people are talking about her today, and lord knows I'm needy for attention.
So have at it. Here's a few tender dedications to get us started...
Stupid Girl -- Garbage
Respect Yourself -- Staples Singers
Knocked Up -- Kings of Leon
Baby, What a Big Surprise -- Chicago
All in the Family -- Korn


Sean Daly is the pop music critic for the St. Petersburg Times. His CD collection -- from Journey to Dylan, Prince to U2, Public Enemy to Stan Getz -- is much bigger and better than yours.
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Posted by: scooterbucs | December 20, 2007 at 10:16 AM
Running In The family ~ level 42
Posted by: Bassnote | December 19, 2007 at 10:56 PM
Paradise by the Dashboard Light ~ Meatloaf
Only Sixteen ~ Sam Cooke
ha!
Posted by: Marissa | December 19, 2007 at 10:38 PM
Havin' My Baby -- Paul Anka
Posted by: Too old to be here | December 19, 2007 at 09:57 PM
Whoops, forgot two classics:
The Arrows - Fallen Angel
Gary Portnoy - Where Everybody Knows Your Name ("Cheers" Theme)
Posted by: Al | December 19, 2007 at 09:17 PM
Baby Daddy ~ Wyclef Jean
Cradle of Love ~ Billy Idol
Fancy ~ Reba McIntire
Puppy Love ~ Donny Osmond
Hillbilly Willy ~ Dolly Parton
Posted by: Marissa | December 19, 2007 at 09:12 PM
The Soundtrack of Our Lives - Sister Surround
The Cult - Sweet Soul Sister
Homer Simpson - D'oh!
ABBA - Does Your Mother Know?
AC/DC - Sin City, Hell's Bells
Journey - Who's Cryin' Now
Nat King Cole - Straighten Up & Fly Right, Makin' Whoopee
New Radicals - You Get What You Give
New York Dolls - Dancing on the Lip of a Volcano
The Who - I Can't Explain
Northern Pikes - She Ain't Pretty
Bryan Adams - House Arrest, Can't Stop This Thing We Started
And in 10 years, she'll be working......with some "Girls, Girls, Girls" in the background. I'm cruel.
Posted by: Al | December 19, 2007 at 09:12 PM
How about this...
Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC
Jamie's Cryin' - Van Halen
I win!
Posted by: Mike | December 19, 2007 at 07:02 PM
Someone should have played
Sister Christian - Night Ranger
for here, but instead I think Momma Spears sang her kids
Darling Nikki - Prince
as a lullaby
Posted by: sparky | December 19, 2007 at 03:27 PM
All The Kids Are Having Kids - Frenzal Rhomb (Yeah, had to Google that one)
To Our Children's Children's Children - The Moody Blues (album, not song)
Knocked Up - Kings of Leon
Posted by: John Hays | December 19, 2007 at 12:46 PM
It's Your Baby, You Rock It - Elvis Presley
I Did It - Dave Matthews Band
Teach Your Children - CSNY
Posted by: DG | December 19, 2007 at 12:26 PM
Little G1rls - Oingo Boingo
White Wedding - Billy Idol
The Day My Baby Gave Me A Surprise - Devo
Are You Experienced? - Jimi Hendrix
(changing some characters around because your spam filter is messing with me)
Posted by: Brad | December 19, 2007 at 12:18 PM
Dumb Girl - Run-D.M.C.
Stupid Girl - The Rolling Stone
Stupid Girl - Neil Young
Baby Baby - The Vibrators
White Trash - Junior Senior
Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Neil Diamond
Say Goodbye To The Little Girl - Nick Cave
Little Sister - Nico
No Surprises - Radiohead
Family Business - Kanye West
Family Entertainment - The Undertones
Shame, Shame, Shame - Shirley & Company
Posted by: Brian Hall | December 19, 2007 at 11:24 AM
Little Sister - Dwight Yoakam
Look At little Sister - Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble
Cry Little Sister - Gerard McMahn
Dum Dum Girl - Talk Talk
Teenage Pregnancy - Twister
Stupid Girls - Pink
Dare To be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic
Stupid Thing - Aimee Mann
Walking In Your Footsteps - the Police
Posted by: Bassnote | December 19, 2007 at 11:23 AM
Sweet Little Sister -- Skid Row
Posted by: Bates | December 19, 2007 at 10:56 AM