Kid Lulu's Comedy Hour
Not only is my four-year-old daughter a world-class comic, but she's now deftly weaving the Absurdist philosophical movement into her act. As a result, Kid Lulu has been slaying 'em at school with her hot new batch of surreal knock-knock jokes. My friend Stephanie Hayes swears Lu's gags have restorative powers, so I thought I'd share a couple.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tree!
Tree who?
A lightbulb that poops.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Magazine!
Magazine who?
A lamp with pants on.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Poop!
Poop who?
Woof! Woof!
If you'd like to share your own knock-knock jokes with Kid Lulu, she'd love to hear them...
Sean Daly is the pop music critic for the St. Petersburg Times. His CD collection -- from Journey to Dylan, Prince to U2, Public Enemy to Stan Getz -- is much bigger and better than yours.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
True!
True who?
True makes Sean go into a tyrade bwahahaha.
Posted by: Marissa | March 18, 2008 at 11:07 AM
My son needs to contribute to this knock knock thing. He had a phase where the goofiest things became knock,knock jokes ... few made sense, but I laughed all the same (you can see where he gets his humor).
Posted by: Marissa | March 18, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jane.
Jane who?
Jane jer clothes you're a mess.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome pizza through the keyhole and I'll tell you.
Posted by: jane | March 18, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Yes, Jane! I love it. Those will tease Lulu's brain for hours tonight. Well done.
Posted by: Sean Daly | March 18, 2008 at 12:20 PM
My favorite kid joke:
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Posted by: Crystal | March 18, 2008 at 02:42 PM
My oldest (soon to be 5) loves knock knock jokes:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach Who?
Bless you...
Knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Posted by: Brett | March 18, 2008 at 03:23 PM
This was Chester in Cuba's favorite joke for about a year.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Uh-oh, baseball!
He was very avant-garde 2-year-old.
Posted by: Jeff in Cuba | March 19, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ow
Ow who?
Werewolves of London
Posted by: Clark | March 19, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Who
Who Who?
What are you, an owl?
Posted by: Bassnote | March 19, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Some I loved when I was a kid:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!
Three guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks.
Posted by: Bassnote | March 19, 2008 at 12:27 PM
A bit late and not knock knock jokes.
An Englishman, an Irishman and an American walk into a bar, the bartender turns around and says "what is this, a bad joke?'
And my favourite joke of all time,
2 baby seals walk into a club.
Posted by: Ian from Down Under | March 19, 2008 at 07:12 PM