Take that, David Cook
Thanks to loyal bloggess Marissa, the high priestess of cybersnark, for this immensely creative piece of apparel.
You see, last night I was wicked jealous of American Idol's David Cook, whose fans made a poster saying "Cougars 4 Cook." So Miss Riss, who always has my fragile ego in mind, decided to even the playing field. Or, um, something like that.
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Sean Daly is the pop music critic for the St. Petersburg Times. His CD collection -- from Journey to Dylan, Prince to U2, Public Enemy to Stan Getz -- is much bigger and better than yours.
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And are those really Miss Riss's cha chas? Can I make my reservation for the Stuck in the 80's reunion now?
Posted by: | May 14, 2008 at 10:47 AM
Fine work, Marissa!
Posted by: Sherrie | May 14, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Those are indeed her "cha chas."
Posted by: Sean Daly | May 14, 2008 at 11:07 AM
And how are you able to verify that those are "indeed her cha chas," Mr. Daly?
Unfortunately, the guest room is occupied right now or you'd be there!
Posted by: Forever Fiancee | May 14, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Uhhhhhh...she sent along a "certificate of cha cha authenticity"?
(Dammit, Daly, think, think. What would Spears do at a time like this?)
Posted by: Sean Daly | May 14, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Daly, you do have a gigantic melon.
Posted by: sparky | May 14, 2008 at 11:33 AM
Spears isn't going to dig you out of this hole, SD. You're on your own! Good luck!
Posted by: Forever Fiancee | May 14, 2008 at 11:43 AM
SD, you could always get that Tat that I suggested last week.
Posted by: sparky | May 14, 2008 at 11:48 AM
I swore on a bag of Funyuns that the cha chas are mine.
Posted by: Marissa | May 14, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Sean, Sean, Sean - when are you going to learn? First it's the stewardesses after the Rays game, now it's cha chas.
You may be hairless, but you're not very smooth...
Posted by: Brad | May 14, 2008 at 12:00 PM
FF: If you were breastfeeding Two-Two, you might have your own set like that, AND you wouldn't have had the Scrotum Loop meltdown experience. SD might like with kalua and vodka also.
Maybe you could pick up Spears' keys and check out the size of his stickshift.
Just a suggestion.
And just what is sparky on Sparky? How deep do bassnote's notes go?
Posted by: | May 14, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Sean, you need to post a warning before putting up a picture like that. My wife was in the room when it came on the screen. She's going to threaten to ban me from your blog.
Posted by: Bassnote | May 14, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Wow, you post a harmless picture of festively festooned cha chas and all hell breaks loose.
Posted by: Sean Daly | May 14, 2008 at 12:33 PM
"Holy watermelons Batman!!!"
Posted by: scooterbucs | May 14, 2008 at 12:43 PM
ok, you know that scene from "wedding crashers" where Vince Vaughn wakes up & finds himself duck-taped with someone uninvited in his bed along with the beautiful naked portrait of him beside them. i feel that is going to happen to you, baby sean, from marissa.....just a thought.
Posted by: tko | May 14, 2008 at 01:56 PM
TKO, I can assure you of all the scenes in Wedding Crashers, that is not one likely to be recreated.
Posted by: Marissa | May 14, 2008 at 11:02 PM
"Lock it up! No, you lock it up!.....Lock it up!"
Onwards!
Posted by: Al | May 14, 2008 at 11:07 PM
Can I possibly be the only one who looked at that picture, read a "Wedding Crashers" reference, and immediately thought of "Motor-boatin'"???
Surely I can't be alone.
Posted by: NickWithAnAxe | May 15, 2008 at 12:48 PM