The Chicken Salad Playlist

So I get home from the Rays game last night (down go the Yankees, 7-1), and I have a wicked case of the munchies. I'm not entirely sure when I got home, however I am fairly certain the evening's madcap finale involved Ferg's bar, two surly stewardesses and a boxing video game in which you embarrass yourself and do longstanding vertebrae damage. Good times, good times.

Anyway, in what is becoming a disturbing trend, I eventually find myself at home, in my boxer shorts, in the dark, eating from a giant tub of chicken salad. I'm pretty sure that's the very definition of both insanity and obesity. Per usual, in the morning, this just gives the FF even more ammo, as I have once again (1) eaten her next-day chicken-salad lunch, which I seem to do every other night (2) spent another raucous night with the boys (3) told a story involving the words "two surly stewardesses."

In a good-versus-evil twist, however, it turned out to be demonic chicken salad, and has been raising a heart-torching ruckus all day. I no doubt deserve all this and more. But as you all know, there's only one way to combat dietary malaise. That's right: a curiously themed playlist!

So here we go, The Chicken Salad Playlist:

1) I Play Chicken With the Train -- Cowboy Troy
2) The Chicken Dance -- Lawrence Welk
3) The Bird -- the Time
4) Bird of Prey -- the Doors
5) Disco Duck -- Rick Dees
6) Rubber Ducky -- Ernie
7) Surfin' Bird -- the Cramps
8) I'll Fly Away -- Alison Krauss
9) My Little Chicken -- Adam Sandler
10) Dixie Chicken -- Little Feat

Comments

[Marissa]

Mockingbird ~ James Taylor (can't get the scene from Dumb and Dumber out of my head for this one).

[Marissa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5f_gbzo4Q0

[Marissa]

Hey Sean! Here's a perfect song for you. AS punishment, I think you need to publicly do this wearing a chicken suit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs

[Sean Daly]

You're a trip, Marissa. I knew I could win you back after my lusty Amanda Overmyer-Daly setback.

[Marissa]

You know me, SD. I can't stay mad for long. Although, you're not eating all my chicken salad, either.

Here's a birdy list I ripped off from some dude on yahoo answers.
Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
White Dove - Lynyrd Skynyrd
I'm like a Bird" - Nelly Furtado
Caged Bird- Alicia Keys
Songbird - Fleetwood Mac
Birdmad Girl - The Cure
Rockin’ Robin – Michael Jackson
Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen
Songbird – Oasis
Birds of Paradise" - the Pretenders
Fly Like an Eagle - Steve Miller Band
Birds of a Feather" - Phish
Yellow Bird – Chris Issak
And Your Bird Can Sing - The Beatles
Free As A Bird - The Beatles
Blackbird - The Beatles
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) - The Beatles
Any Day Now (My Wild Beautiful Bird) - Chuck Jackson
Crippled Bird - Dolly Parton
Lonesome Dove- Trisha Yearwood
Birdland - Weather Report
Bird of Prey – Fat Boy Slim
Bird of Paradise- Charlie Pparker
Night Owl - Carly Simon
Thunderbird - Quiet Riot
The Bird and the Worm - Used
Little Bird - Annie Lennox
Wings of a Dove - Dolly Parton
In Lonesome Dove - Garth Brooks
Mockingbird - Inez and Charlie Foxx
Nighttime Birds - The Gatering
Little Bird Song – Jewel
Bird on the Wire - Joan Crowe
Bird On A Wire - Leonard Cohen
Rock and Bird – Cowboy Junkies
High Flying Bird – Elton John
Kind Of Bird - The Allman Brothers Band
Snowbird - Anne Murray
Whisper To A Scream (Birds Fly) - The Icicle Works
Danger Bird- Neil Young
Birds And The Bees – Blink 182
Bird Song- Grateful Dead
Fly Robin Fly - The Silver Convention
Where the Stars and Stripes and the Eagle Flies -
Aaron Tippin

Where Eagles Fly - Sammy Hagar

[Sean Daly]

By the way, as my buddy Guy can attest, the chicken salad at Publix (our grocery chain down thisaway) is the BEST IN THE WORLD.

There are many reasons for my late-night gorging, but deliciousness is certainly one of them.

[Marissa]

I know all about Publix. When I lived down yonder in Georgia, that was my store!

[MickandKeith]

The Bird - Morris Day and Time

Songbird - Kenny G (That'll really make you feel ill.)