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August 29, 2008

LIVE REVIEW: Kenny & Miranda

Kenny600 Kenny Chesney performs at the Ford Amphitheatre in Tampa, [WILL VRAGOVIC | Times]

TAMPA – Having an identity crisis is a hot accessory in Nashville these days. Everyone’s flip-flopping for that perfect fit, be it country tinged with rock or pop, outlaw or hick-hop. And if that doesn't work, try something else. Betraying you heart is a lot easier from the driver's seat of a gold-plated pickup.

That’s what’s so refreshing about Miranda Lambert and Kenny Chesney. On a monster double bill at Ford Amphitheatre Friday, in front of a sold-out crowd of 20,000, the two stars were dead honest about who they want to be. And they won't be changing anytime soon.

For a lot of Tampa Bay folks, this was the concert event of the year. And hoo boy, did hero and heroine deliver the goods.

Wkenny Lambert is a buck-baggin’, man-eating hellion with cheerleader looks and a psycho-sexy snarl. The 24-year-old isn't selling records like country princess Carrie Underwood. But five years from now, Underwood will be Celine Dion. Miranda will still be Miranda.

Opening with the caustic title cut from 2007's "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend," the proudly curvy Lambert was a wild-haired wonder. Her voice was criminally low in the mix at first, but soon enough her switchblade twang rang clear, and she nailed such hits as "Famous in a Small Town" and "Me and Charlie Talking."

With a five-piece band behind her, and a rippling banner of crossed pistols behind them, Lambert stalked the stage, admonishing the crowd for not giving her the proper energy in return. For nearly 40 minutes, she made no apologies for burning up boyfriends ("Kerosene") and drinking and driving ("Dry Town").

One of Lambert's last acts was hurling her electric guitar at a roadie -- and darn-near impaling the poor guy. Her response? A flip of the hair, a shake of the fanny and the universal hand sign for rock 'n' roll.

As for Kenny, the behatted 40-year-old simply wants to be Jimmy Buffett. His margarita-flavored life plan has made him the most bankable touring act in America, which sure sniffs of selling out. (He even has Buffett's old sponsor, Corona.) But give him credit: A Chesney show has become a Happening, the biggest country show of the year. And thousands of Tampa Bay fans showed up hours early -- on a workday no less -- to celebrate the man's arrival.

Every aspect of the two-hour set was tooled for audience flip-outs, from the bra tree he uses to hold projectiles, to the Bucs flag draped over the keyboard, to a special appearance by buddy Uncle Kracker. But it never rang false, not once, and that's Chesney's greatest gift. He isn't as puckish as Buffett, but he's a lot more convincing as the Everyman.

With a massive band behind him (including steel drums, banjo and horns), Chesney cranked up the volume and the energy, working the escapist bit ("Summertime," "Beer in Mexico," "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problems"), the 9-to-5 line ("Shiftwork") and the small-town charm ("Back Where I Come From"). He was in and out of hits faster than his speed-marriage to Renee Zellweger.

His show was carefully, cinematically calibrated, making people feel as if they're having the time of their lives. When he punctuated the mania with such time-goes-by weepers as "Don't Blink" and a heart-wrenching "There Goes My Life," he made fans feel as if nothing were more important than the here-and-now. You might call it manipulative. As for me? I bought the whole dang thing. 

Photo: Miranda Lambert in concert at the Ford Amphitheatre in Tampa. [WILL VRAGOVIC | Times]

"Oh, he was different all right..."

Thriller2Last year I wrote an essay about the 25th anniversary of Thriller -- and how that titular video is, lo and behold, still selling like gangbusters on iTunes. I reasoned that our trusty iPods -- so small, so private, a digital representation of our pop pleasures, guilty and otherwise -- were the appropriate place to worship Michael Jackson in the 21st century. Idolizing the Boy Who Would Be King these days is a tricky undertaking...but a lot less trickier on a screen the size of $1.50 in postage. Here's a LINK to that story. How we loved him then, and how we love him now, is a good discussion for today, which just happens to be Michael Jackson's 50th birthday. "It's close to midnight..."

The crazier the better, I always say

Miranda Lambert and Kenny Chesney play Tampa's Ford Amphitheatre tonight, and I'll be there, the only dude out of 20,000 not hoisting a pint in the name of Friday night f-u-n. As Pop Lifers know, I'm a big fan of the deer-slayin', Barbie-shredding, boyfriend-igniting Lambert, whose song "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" is just the tip of the sexy-psychotic iceberg. As for Chesney, give the guy credit for not only wanting to be the next Jimmy Buffett, but actually making it happen. If you're going, and you see me, make sure and say howdy.

August 28, 2008

DALY TV: What a train wreck!

Perhaps you're having a bad day. Perhaps you feel as if you can't do anything right, that the world is against you, that you can't wait for tomorrow. Take heart, my downtrodden friends: At the very least, you didn't stink up morning television in the 12th biggest media market in the United States. Eek, this is torture. Failing to be funny is one thing; failing to be both funny AND informative for 5 deadly minutes is another. (Sorry, Russell!) Fair warning: You'll never get this time back.

10 shows to see...and 5 to skip

CarrieunderwoodgoodIn celebration of my Fall Concert Preview in today's paper, I went on Fox's "Good Day, Tampa Bay" this morning...and BOMBED. Oh, it was gruesome. In fact, the appearance is so bad, it's almost entertaining. If they put a link up for it, I'll provide the carnage. At the very least, the FF said I looked good -- but I sounded like a mo-ron.

Anyway, I'm working from home (still waiting for the alien to come rocketing out of Kid Lulu's gut). The fall concert ish is always good for a slew of hate mail, so I'll check on that later today.

Anyway, all sorts of folks are coming to the bay area this fall, including Carrie Underwood, who plays Tampa's St. Pete Times Forum Dec. 12. Honestly, I coulda put Carrie on either the Go or Stay pile. Her last album was dull, but she's a phenomenal covers artist. Plus she's mildly attrative. Click HERE to see where she finally landed. 

August 27, 2008

Wow, we're big fans of your sister

Solange_2Solange
Album: Sol-Angel and the Hadley St. Dreams (Geffen)
In stores: Now
Why we care: As a lifelong only child, I've always wondered what kind of sibling I would have been. I routinely see myself as having an older, wildly successful sister. Like Madonna Daly. Or at least Cher Daly. "Hey, look everybody, it's Cher's mutant kid brother. Looks like the talent train pulled up a little short with him. Ha! Ha!" Then, in a furious rage, I would have roared off on my Harley, smearing the family name with some sort of drug-fueled hijinks. Oh, what could have been. Sigh. Anyway, all of this reminds me of Solange Knowles (well, without the drugs, Harley and hijinks, of course). Solange is the 22-year-old sis of Beyonce. She's cute (but not AS cute), charismatic (but not AS charismatic). She has cool taste in music, but she can’t sing all that well. Truth be told, her fame will forever be hinged on her sister's. That said, Solange will always get a good table at the best restaurants. So yeah, I could totally live with that.
Why we like it: On her new album, Solange digs trippy, good-time R&B, getting sound merchants Thievery Corporation and the Neptunes to craft cool grooves. She throws back to the '60s, but she also uses modern beats, not unlike Amy Winehouse or Duffy. Her voice is thin, and nothing really sticks, but at least she's having fun.
Reminds us of: Gimme a call, Cher. Let's patch things up.
Download these: Sandcastle Disco (LISTEN) and I Decided (LISTEN)
Grade: B-

Because I am the '80s

JohnhughesI'm really just posting this to irk my boy Steve Spears, who flew into a sputtering rage when I revealed the awesomeness that was in my mailbox this morning. This is the beautifully locker-encased High School Flashback Collection, due in stores Sept. 16. This shiny, metallic treasure box of '80s pop poetry includes remastered, reboostered, reloaded, reenergized DVDs of The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles and Weird Science. When I did my celebratory you-suck-I'm-cool dance in front of Steve, he blurted, "Why would you get this?" Hmm, maybe because I'm the frickin' co-host of a frickin' podcast called Stuck in the '80s, you meatless frickin' bully!!! Then he started whining about Weird Science's inclusion in the troika. Then he sulked and said he already owned all three, so who cares?

Anyway, each DVD has an assortment of goodies, including a 10-part doc for Sixteen Candles and a 12-part doc for The Breakfast Club. Lotta commentary from the stars and various admirers (including Juno writer Diablo Cody), as well. If Steve apologizes for being so nasty, I'm gonna invite him over for a viewing party and crudites.

Alliteration, for lack of a better word, is good

Seangecko_2A big thanks to loyal Pop Lifer John Hays, who picked up my Gordon Gekko reference in a previous post and got nutty with it. With toupee firmly in place, I really did stress the velocital importance of alliteration to an auditorium full of high-schoolers last night. And I got paid for it. Alliteration is right. Alliteration works. Screw journo instructors, boys and girls. Go get Seussian on 'em...      

August 26, 2008

The Dude Abides...

This year marks the 10th anniversary of "The Big Lebowski," my favorite Coen bros movie. (The FF hates it. Is it, appropriately enough, a dude flick?) Anyway, there's a great article in the new Rolling Stone about the making-of and the flick's lasting legacy. Plus seeing as how we were tough on Kenny Rogers this week on the podcast, it's only fair to recognize his finest work, here with the First Edition, "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)." It's not the whole classic dream sequence, but it's good enough. Enjoy, you Achievers!

Sorry...

...that I'm so tardy with new blogations. I'm lugging around a feverish (but fine) Kid Lulu. I'm talking to the youth of America at the Poynter Institute tonight. I'm in the muck and mire of new stories/journalistic wonderment. Basically, I'm swamped. So just entertain yourselves, and I'll be back with more merriment soon enough. Thanks, SD

August 25, 2008

Guy Goes West

Ashton_shepherd_8084You guys remember Guy, that swingin' jet-setter who zips about the globe with no responsibilities other than to slake his thirst for rock 'n' roll? Well, Pop Life's boldest contributor is at it again, this time in the great state of South Dakota, where he managed to catch sets by saloon-savvy gals Miranda Lambert and Ashton Shepherd. He liked one act a lot more than the other, which is interesting, 'cause Guy has been romantically linked to both of them in the tabs.

Anyway, if you wanna read all about it, click the below link...

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"Idol" Pulls a Cousin Oliver

A fourth American Idol judge? Really? Hmm, methinks Paula Abdul shouldn't buy green bananas. READ HERE.

PODCAST! Vegetarianism in the '80s

Happy_veggies7_2Okay, this week's Stuck in the '80s podcast is actually about the Worst Hits of the Year 1980. Kenny Rogers, Leo Sayer, Pink Floyd -- the usual gang of winners all make the list. But throughout the show, a tender, unexpected plot thread develops, the story of a young man named Steve falling in love with a woman -- and falling out of love with meat products. In a rather shocking turnaround, Steve's path to enlightenment is now paved with much healthier food alternatives, such as mashed potatoes and gravy and macaroni and cheese. No more bacon cheeseburgers for this guy. No more mojo pork platters, either. Hallelujah, ladies and gentlemen. Bless the beasts, the children and, of course, a newfound vegetarian -- nay, a newfound soul -- named Steven Q. Spears. Enjoy the show right HERE.

August 22, 2008

Just Eat It

FreeA few weeks ago, Stephanie Hayes and I spent a long hot Tuesday searching for free food in Tampa Bay. Comedy ensued, as did great globules of bourbon chicken and mysterious things wrapped in bacon. In these tough economic times, we aimed for cutting social satire -- in the end, we settled for thinly veiled flatulence jokes.

The story runs in Sunday's paper, but it's already online now. Per usual, readers think I'm a moron ("This is the stupidest thing I have ever read..."). But the nice part is I'm finally able to share the disdain with a colleague. Thanks, Steph. You're the best.

EAT UP.

Pumpkins, "Idol" fans agree: Daly sucks!

Due to the onslaught of David Archuleta fans demanding my immediate dismissal, this could be my last blog entry. (Scan down HERE for the vitriol party.) So in case of The End, I just wanted to say thanks for everything, I had a good run, send me a Christmas card. To celebrate my long reign of terror, here are a few tender email testimonials, the first of hundreds no doubt to be sent my way today...

* Regarding your silly article about the Tampa AI tour, I just wasted two minutes of my life reading it and another few minutes writing this to you. Why did I bother? Because a stupid reviewer like you needs to know how stupid you are and I am requesting my five minutes back.

* I don't find your story in the least bit amusing at all. Actually I find your comments very offensive. It's a shame you see life only in greys. Apparently you don't know talent.

* What a miserable, pseudo-sophisticated concert review! Are you indeed a music reviewer, or just a hack who get his 'kicks' by believing himself to be a superior being? Your review contained minimal intelligent musical commentary, and maximum personal attack couched in colorful, self-satisfying verbiage! Keep writing this type of drivel and help the newspaper industry 'bite the dust'!

August 21, 2008

LIVE REVIEW: American Idols Live!

Davids500 David Cook and David Archuleta sing on stage  in the American Idols Live! Tour 2008 at the St. Pete Times Forum. [GEN YAMAGUCHI | Times]
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TAMPA – Who’s up for a rollicking game of “Oh yeah, THAT dude”? After all, there’s no better time to play than at the annual American Idols Live tour, that remember-who extravaganza of pop-culture ephemera, well-worn covers and a guy dressed as a giant dancing Pop Tart.

At the St. Pete Times Forum on Thursday, in front of 12,054 screamy fans of Fox's indefatigable phenom, last season’s top 10 singers took to a bright, shiny stage to remind us why we once loved them -- or at least made fun of their hair. The crowd wasn't huge, but it was big enough to remind you that, after seven seasons, "Idol" remains the most powerful force on television.

What the TV show has going for it (manipulative storytelling! fleeting viewer power! Simon's besweatered man bosoms!) the tour often lacks. So to jack up the drama, this year's traveling show opted for a one-by-one countdown, ditching most of the clunky group sings and leading up to a David Archuleta (weee) vs. David Cook (WEEE) finale. It could have been brutal, but it was far better than last year's flop featuring, uh, um, that kid with the freaky 'do.

First up? "I'm Chikezie, baby!" (Oh yeah, THAT dude!) The R&B crooner filled up the arena surprisingly well, smoldering out three songs, including Usher's "Caught Up." Not as successful was Polynesian pixie Ramiele Malubay (Oh yeah...), who's voice failed to reach the rafters and whose step-step-kick choreography suggested she skipped a few lessons at Arthur Murray's.

Backed by a seven-piece band, the singers sounded much better live, especially bobbing Aussie rocker Michael Johns, who flat-out killed with "We Are the Champions" and "Dream On." Huckleberry blond Kristy Lee Cook was more palatable in person, too, although she shamelessly gobbled approval by tossing free T-shirts then getting everyone to stand for "God Bless the U.S.A."

Showing off serious decolletage, raven-haired wailer Carly Smithson hit searing high notes for "Crazy on You," but couldn't be heard when she dropped low. And while it was no surprise that flighty flower girl Brooke White performed barefoot, her famously sunny TV persona turned out to be, lo and behold, refreshing and adorable up close. Color me smitten.   

After a brutal intermission (so better to juice the merch sales, my pretty), dreadlocked smiley guy Jason Castro, who's become an online heartthrob post-show, plucked a ukelele version of "Over the Rainbow." The girlie-strong crowd freaked.

In an emotional homecoming, incandescent Sarasotan Syesha Mercado strutted her gams in a teeny skirt, sassing out Rihanna's "Umbrella" and Alicia Keys' "If I Ain't Got You." She looked great, but she also looked a little lost at times, finally finding her voice for Beyonce's "Listen."

And finally, there was David and David. Wee teen Archuleta was first, and the crowd ate the little critter up, especially when he uncorked that syrupy-thick powerhouse croon on "Stand by Me" and "When You Say You Love Me." But cool black suit aside, the voice still doesn't match the shy, smirky body, kind of like those creepy commercials with that talking baby.

Wearing thick rings of eyeliner, the people's champ Cook raised from the floorboards, strumming his guitar and crunching out Lionel Richie's "Hello." Pandemonium ensued throughout his metallic set, although the likably relaxed rocker is still trying to find his stage presence, too. His heartfelt take on the Foo Fighters' "My Hero" was thunderous, but he's not quite Daughtry yet. Still, it's safe to say Cook never has to worry about being the forgettable THAT dude, either.       

August 20, 2008

LIVE REVIEW: Smashing Pumpkins

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Smashing Pumpkins drummer Jimmy Chamberlain and singer Billy Corgan perform at Ruth Eckerd Hall. [EDMUND D. FOUNTAIN | Times]

CLEARWATER – There was a time, a much different time, when the Smashing Pumpkins were the biggest band in the world. Led by the bold, often bald Billy Corgan, the Chicago band bridged the gap between the disillusionment of the ’90s grunge rebellion and the hook-banging optimism of a shinier tomorrow.

Using a rambunctious form of melodic mayhem, the Pumpkins urged you to trash the bedroom (and boredom) of your single-parent home -- then forgive your working mother when she told you to clean it up.

In between now and then, however, the famously head-trippy Corgan has battled depression and bandmates, sending the Pumpkins into a state of perpetual fracture. As a result, Wednesday's sold-out show at cozy Ruth Eckerd Hall was more curiosity than comeback, as the 41-year-old former voice of his generation continued working out his demons for those who still care.

From the sound of it, many in the crowd of 2,039 still do, although let it be known that this was mostly a show for diehards only, as Corgan and his crew, including original drummer Jimmy Chamberlin, made two-plus hours of noise akin to a 747 landing on your lanai. It was often brutal, a thrashing melee of the singer's soaring yelp and his band's tumultuous playing. It was also rather annoying, although give the band credit for giving it their all.

When there was a hook underneath the racket, the show was occasionally stellar. Taking the stage in a long skirt seemingly made out of Jiffy Pop foil, the smooth-pated Corgan launched into the prickly "Tarantula" (lyric: "I don't want to fight, every single night") then followed with the new "G.L.O.W." (lyric: "I'm so alone...").

Despite the classy environs, it all had the feel of a reckless club show, the kind where it's mandatory to slosh beer on your shoes and your date. There weren't many "hits," but when Corgan dusted off a smattering of well-knowns, the crowd went loopy, a refreshing reaction in the typically staid hall.

Corgan bunched up his best songs, trying to gain a momentum that might carry through the obtuse new stuff. Early on, the Pumpkins played the searing ballad "Mayonaise," from 1993's multiplatinum "Siamese Dream." That was followed by the grandiose thunder of "Tonight, Tonight," from 1995's ambitious "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness."

After a ramshackle barrage of forgettables, the band offered up a quiet, near-acoustic segment. This included the bittersweet lament "Today," which Corgan sweetly dedicated to "all our soldiers, spiritually, literally."

Before a confounding art-rock finale that often sounded like a fleet of ferrets scampering across a sea of guitars (oh, and the kazoo-driven cover of "In the Summertime"), Corgan unloaded the heavy-metal goodness of "Bullet With Butterfly Wings," with that unforgettable chorus, "Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage." It was sublime, a blast of what could have been.

At the very end of the show, Corgan brought out his father, a blues musician, who wailed on guitar. It was a sweet family moment. It was also really bizarre. Oh, that Billy. He may not sing for a generation anymore. But give him this: The dude is never boring.

Gearing up for tonight...

Hey kids, my schedule's a little weird this week. I'm at home with Mai-Mai, alternating tummy time on the baby's butterfly play zone (yes, we're sharing space) with cranking Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings." Why? 'Cause I'm reviewing Billy Corgan's show at Ruth Eckerd tonight. Then I have the American Idol to-do tomorrow night. Like I said, it's a weird week. Anyway, I was never the biggest Pumpkins fan, but I always liked this, proof that Corgan is a shameless head-banger at heart. The kids tell me this has become a Guitar Hero fave. Makes sense. "The world is a vampire..."

August 19, 2008

I remember her. As for the rest of 'em...

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American Idols Live is coming to Tampa Thursday, and for the life of me, I can’t remember many specifics about last season (or the season before that, or the season before that, or...).

Okay, okay, I do remember Amanda Overmyer-Daly, but only because I was infatuated with the surly biker nurse with the Elsa Lanchester 'do. But My Future Third Ex-Wife didn’t even make the top 10, and that’s who’s onstage this week, warbling their way into your guilty-pleasure zones (or at least your potent blog musings).

And yes, after a brief synaptic warm-up, I remember the David vs. David finale, as hair-challenged rocker Cook trumped soulless sock puppet Archuleta. But I can summon that showdown mainly because Eric Deggans and I had picked it all wrong and were forced to do some fast snarking on deadline.

And sure, fine, for various reasons, I do recall Season 7's persistent bare-feet motif, as overly earnest hippie Brooke White and incandescent third-placer Syesha Mercado were often unshorn.

But despite the fact that I apparently picked her to win the whole shebang, Carly Smithson long ago packed her bags and ditched my brain. Same goes for Chikezie and Ramiele Malubay. Jason Castro left behind a few ratty dreads in my cerebellum, but that’s about it for him, too.

The most disturbing thing about all of this is that I spend great chunks of my life writing about Idol. And yet, it's almost all gone. Poof! Has my time been misspent? Would I be better off hunting for unicorns or studying the mating habits of Twinkies? Perhaps I'm the problem. Perhaps it's me.....

In related news, only 150 days until Season 8. I'll bring the dip.

American Idols Live, featuring the top 10 finishers from last season’s show, starts at 7 p.m. Thursday St. Pete Times Forum, Tampa. $36.75-$65.75. (813) 301-2500.

August 16, 2008

The Verve's "Love Is Noise"

After 1997's Urban Hymns (the platinum smash with the song Bittersweet Symphony), the Verve closed up shop. But on Tuesday, the reunited Brit-poppers will release new album Forth. Here's the first single, Love Is Noise. Frontman Richard Ashcroft sounds a little snottier than he did back then. But that's not such a bad thing. I kinda like that electro-hiccup hook. It's rather '80s-ish, like INXS or Simple Minds.

August 15, 2008

SD's Concert Wish List

Ac_dcpackSo with all this talk of upcoming shows, and with AC/DC about to launch an 18-month world tour (which kickstarts in Sparky's backyard of Wilkes-Barre, Pa., this October), a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of a Concert Wish List. These are the bands you've been chasing all your life, but for one reason or another, they've eluded your rock 'n' roll grasp. (This is the ALIVE division, btw -- hell, I'd love to see the Beatles, but that's a different game.)

This has been a good stretch for me knocking names off that list: Van Halen, Bob Seger, Pearl Jam, Public Enemy, Mark Knopfler. I'd like to say Colin Hay, but the three songs he did on that Ringo Starr tour just didn't do the trick. Same goes with Billy Squier.

There's no doubt about it: When it comes to my Wish List, AC/DC is No. 1 with a bullet. I'm not sure why I've never seen them. Over the years, they've arguably become my favorite rock group (or at least my favorite rock group that instantly puts me in a better mood). And my love for them only intensified after interviewing Brian Johnson on that infamous Stuck in the '80s episode. (LISTEN HERE, and marvel at how desperately cool I'm trying to sound.) When the Aussies come to Tampa -- and they will come to Tampa; this is the suburban dirtball capital of the world, after all -- I'll be there. And I'll be very happy.

So here's my Wish List. Keep in mind: Thanks to my job, I've seen a lot of heroes, from Jay-Z to Tom Jones, from Neil Diamond to the Pixies. In fact, scrolling through my iPod, I was rather moved by the onslaught of bands I've covered. At this point, I'm filling in the roster...

SD's Concert Wish List
1. AC/DC
2. Randy Newman
3. Paul Simon
4. Gomez
5. Ice Cube
6. Colin Hay
7. Elvis Costello
8. Garth Brooks
9. Miranda Lambert
10. Michael Jackson
11. John Waite
12. Kasabian
13. Lily Allen
14. Ludacris
15. Rufus Wainwright
16. OutKast
17. Phil Collins
18. White Stripes
19. Neil Young
20. Wyclef Jean 

Questions for Charo?

Charo

That's right, CHARO! With the exception of Johnny Carson, and maybe Charles Nelson Reilly, no one has appeared on television more than the va-voomish woman born María del Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza Rasten. She'll be in St. Pete Sept. 27 hosting the "Latin Explosion" at the Mahaffey Theater. Twice Charo has been voted "best classical flamenco guitarist" by Guitar Player Magazine. I can't wait to dissect with her the very nature of "celebrity." But more than that, I wanna hear her white-hot gossip about Fantasy Island. Herve Villechaize: Misunderstood genius or genuinely creepy?

Who has QUESTIONS FOR CHARO?

August 14, 2008

Pick three shows...kick three shows

Miranda_4So I'm working on my Fall Concert Preview: what to see, what to skip, what to mock. Without fail, this annual rite of autumn garners great piles of hate mail. Why, it musta been way back in Ought-Six when I took a cheap shot at Rod Stewart, warning people that Mr. Love Touch was a questionable investment. Just the other day, at the George Michael show, some guy came up to me and said that I was STILL way off about Rod, how it was the greatest show ever. These people, they remember everything.

Anyway, let's spread some of the blame around this time. Below you'll find a smattering of upcoming shows in Tampa, Clearwater and St. Pete. Not every gig is on here; I'm sure there's some missing '80s crap that Steve Spears will moy about. But there's a solid cross-section of stuff. Your job is to pick three (3) shows you'd spend your hard-earned money on. And then three (3) shows you wouldn't send your archenemy to. I'll eventually pick 10 to see, 5 to beware. For now, though, it's all you.

8/21 American Idols Live -- SPT Forum
8/22 Tinsley Ellis -- Skipper's
8/28 Rod Stewart -- Ford Amp
8/29 Kenny Chesney, Miranda Lambert, LeAnn Rimes -- Ford Amp
8/29 Kate Voegele -- State Theatre
8/30 John Mayer -- Ford Amp
8/30 Regeneration Tour -- Ruth Eckerd

Black_kids_29/4 Demi Lovato, JoBros -- Ford Amp
9/5 Rebekah Pulley -- Skipper's
9/13 Scary Kids Scaring Kids -- State
9/19 Brad Paisley -- Ford Amp
9/21 Black Kids -- The Crowbar
9/26 John Hiatt/Lyle Lovett -- Ruth Eckerd

Neildiamondposters10/03 Counting Crows/Maroon 5 -- Ford Amp
10/03 Against Me! -- Jannus Landing
10/08 The Rocket Summer -- Jannus
10/11 Mary J. Blige -- Ford Amp
10/16 Alanis Morissette -- Ruth Eckerd
10/18 Blue Oyster Cult -- Fairgrounds
10/20 Dolly Parton -- Ruth Eckerd
10/21 Rise Against -- Jannus Landing
10/24 Neil Diamond -- SPT Forum

11/2 New Kids on the Block -- SPT Forum
11/6 Panic at the Disco -- USF Sun Dome
11/10 Black Crowes -- Ruth Eckerd
11/16 Sarah Brightman -- SPT Forum
11/22 Gallagher -- Ruth Eckerd
12/12 Carrie Underwood -- SPT Forum

Without the Police, Sting can't be trusted

StingLeading the life many of us only dream about, loyal Pop Life blogger Guy, with not a care in the world save for traversing the globe in search of rock 'n' roll, jet-setted to the Big Apple last week. His latest adventure? To see the Police play their final show...probably...maybe. There was a lot to love about the gig, Guy says -- although Sting's sartorial choices were rather unfortunate. The music, however, was sublime, including a few puckish cover songs. So if you'd like, please click on the below link for Guy's detail-rich dissection of Sting, Andy and Stewart's glorious swan song...probably...maybe.

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August 13, 2008

Can I pick 'em or what?

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Cesar De La Rosa, 18, of Tampa, rejoices after being named the winner of the Tampa Bay Idol (the local "American Idol" sing-off sponsored by Fox13 at Westfield Brandon on August 6, 2008.  [Kathleen Flynn, Times]

Thanks entirely to me (okay, and a few others), Tampa Bay is close to landing a singer on the next season of American Idol. And trust me, he's a good one.

Earlier today, Cesar De La Rosa, a puppy-eyed 18-year-old and the winner of last week's local Tampa Bay Idol sing-off (WATCH HERE), made it past first the first line of Idol producers at Jacksonville's Veterans Memorial Arena. The Tampa teen performed Colbie Caillat's hit song Bubbly. He will return to Jacksonville on Labor Day weekend, when he will perform in front of the show's executive producers. If they like De La Rosa, he will move on to the infamous celebrity judges: Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. If they like him, the cocky but likable young man is going to Hollywood.

Last Wednesday, at Westfield Brandon, De La Rosa, a drama-club star at Tampa's Alonso High School, beat out nine other local amateur singers to win the annual Tampa Bay Idol. That got him an automatic first-thing audition with Idol producers; no waiting in line with the thousands of others who showed up. The judges -- WTVT-13's Charley Belcher, WQYK jock Chad Brock, singer-songwriter Belinda Womack and yours truly -- were unanimous with their pick. The kid's a good one.

August 12, 2008

John Legend's "You Don't Know Me"

CurbforwebOn the final episode of last season's Curb Your Enthusiasm -- a show LD fans consider a top-10 classic -- R&B singer John Legend does a killer cover of Ray Charles' You Don't Know Me. If you want to watch it (and you really should), GO HERE. There's some NSFW language toward the end of the clip (courtesy Susie Greene, natch), plus typically irreverent Curb humor. But the real reason I bring this up is because some of you out there, and I won't name names, have a special knack for "getting things." And supposedly there's an iPod-able version of Legend's performance floating around. And if that little goodie mysteriously appeared in my email inbox, well, let's just say I'd be a mighty happy (and discreet) camper. And hey, maybe there's something I could do for you someday...

The Caesars "No Tomorrow"

Dig that crazy organ. Here's the new one from Swedish retro-poppers the Caesars. When no one's looking at work, bust out your sexiest '60s dance. That's right, swing those arms, shake that tuchus.

August 11, 2008

The Boss to play Super Bowl XLIII?

Brucespringsteen1The New York Post is reporting -- well, gossiping at least -- that Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band will be the halftime act at Super Bowl XLIII, which will be played at Tampa's Raymond James Stadium on Feb. 1, 2009. After much pestering by me, Bruce's PR rep at Shore Fire Media finally (but kindly) had "nothing at all" to report. My buddy Chris at Backstreets.com was still searching for clues, too (and those guys know everything). According to the Post's Page Six, the hullabaloo started when E Streeter Little Steven Van Zandt supposedly rented out a local Hard Rock Cafe for the date. We don’t have a "cafe" here, but we do have a "hotel and casino." Hmm...

Music-wise, the Super Bowl has been on a halftime hot streak lately, first Prince, then Tom Petty. If this Boss news is true, WHAT DOES HE PLAY? Or better yet, WHAT SHOULD HE PLAY? 

Shaft and the gold-plated Caddy

Stax_img_hayes_caddilac01Last summer, my editors sent me to Memphis for the 30th anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley, and the 50th anniversary of the birth of Stax Records. It remains my favorite piece, at least for personal reasons; as minor validation, it's had a couple of second- and third-place finishes in national contests. I came away thinking -- obsessively thinking, actually -- that Memphis was nothing less than the heart (broken or otherwise) of America. Maybe not an original thought, but I was bowled over. Graceland. The Lorraine. Stax. Not to mention Earnestine & Hazel's, a former brothel-turned-bar (make that a haunted former brothel-turned-bar) that almost killed me.

One of the lasting images of that trip was a car, a magnificent metal beast no less, that belonged to Isaac Hayes, the high priest of hot-buttered soul. The car spins and shines in the middle of the Stax museum; in fact, before you even see the car, you can see the disco-ball-like reflections on the walls. I thought of that Cadillac when I read that Hayes died yesterday, at the age of 65. Appropriately enough, Hayes died in Memphis, making his home yet another historic stop in an unforgettable city.

IsaacinchainsbrodskysmallAnyway, here's an excerpt from my Memphis story. (If you wanna read the whole thing -- or at least my besotted adventures in that former brothel -- go HERE.)

The Memphis Sound: raw, heartfelt, sweaty. Not polished pop like Motown, which came about at the same time. The Memphis Sound, the sound of the city, was instinctual, sexy.

Real, as the locals might say.

Elvis was real. Jerry Lee Lewis was real. But nothing defined the Memphis Sound better than the soul music that strutted out of Stax Records, the label that launched Otis Redding, Isaac Hayes, Sam and Dave, Booker T. and the MGs. Try a Little Tenderness, Green Onions, Hold On! I'm Comin', Theme From Shaft -- all Stax hits.

Fifty years ago, South Memphis was known as Soulsville USA. The original Stax Studio was demolished, but the gorgeous new Stax Museum of American Soul Music was built in the same location. It's not the same thing, but for a downtrodden neighborhood that needs a boost, it's close enough.

The museum is stuffed with sweet soul goodness, from the Hammond B-3 organ Booker T. Jones played on Green Onions to the two-track recorder that captured every sorrow-kissed note of Redding's Mr. Pitiful. There is a dance floor in the middle of the museum -- guests are urged to get down. And they do.

But the most mind-blowing artifact is Hayes' 1972 peacock-blue gold-plated $26,000 Cadillac, with white-fur-lined interior and 24-karat windshield wipers. Consider that the Memphis-born Hayes was raised in abject poverty by his grandparents, and this gaudy car becomes more than just a cool ride.

The studio's roster was driven by African-American artists, but the best session star was Steve Cropper, a white kid with a wicked guitar. The Stax Records label was started by brother and sister Jim Stewart and Estelle Axton, two white music fans with a thirst for soul. (Combine the first two letters of their last names and you'll get the name of the label.) As a result, there was no black and white -- only music.

Until April 4, 1968.

When Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel -- just blocks from Earnestine & Hazel's -- Stax changed forever. The music became divided, bitter. The label would die a few years later, the building torn down soon after that. "If Martin Luther King had not been killed," says Stax songwriter David Porter in a somber film that shows at the museum, "Stax would still be alive today."

Not everything that haunts Memphis is good.

August 10, 2008

PODCAST TIME! Hunka hunka burnin' love

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On a very special Stuck in the '80s podcast, co-host Steve Spears goes to Las Vegas and falls head over heels in love. In a shocking twist, his affections are somehow reciprocated, making for a swoony Sin City travelogue. This week's show is a crazy buffet of inside jokes, but newcomers should enjoy live reviews of both Morris Day and the Time and the Regeneration Tour, two shows Steve saw out in the desert. If you're craving hot Daly action, this is kinda like the Happy Days episode when the Fonz was off "visiting Grandma Fonzarelli." Instead, I'm merely a humble James Lipton, albeit with insensitve genital jokes. Nevertheless, an earnest, emotional Spearsy does a nice job on this one, so listen HERE.   

August 08, 2008

Got any good movies for me?

SemiproposterbigAfter a long layoff, I just signed up for Netflix again. The FF is not crazy about this, as we apparently have two (2) children who forbid us to have any free time. Thus, the movies typically collect dust on the mantle and mock us for our shackled lives. Nevertheless, half the fun of 'flix is setting up my massive queue, an obsession that used to take up great chunks of valuable time. Man, I missed that.

Anyway, I just jacked that thing up again, and here's my top 10: Semi-Pro, The Other Boleyn Girl, 21, I'm Not There, 3:10 to Yuma, The Ruins, Halloween (Rob Zombie remake), King Creole, Chaos Theory, Viva Las Vegas (yes, I'm going through an Elvis phase).

I can tell you right now, the FF ain't gonna be crazy about that list. But that's where you come in. I need you to recommend a bunch of good movies, sleepers, old faves, you name it. What's something you've seen lately that made you laugh/cry/scream/horny/hungry? Help me fill my Netlix queue with good stuff. If we hate the movie you suggest, no worries. We won't blame you. We'll just blame the kids.

Rock is officially dead

WolfmotherAccording to those purveyors of crappy news at Reuters, the stoner-rock hairballs in Australian band Wolfmother have decided to call it quits. Devastating, just devastating. It makes me wanna throw my three-story bong in disgust. The young trio's 2006 self-titled debut remains my fave album of the 21st century. As a silver lining, the most important dude in the throwback band, Andrew Stockdale (middle, high hair), promises to carry on with the Wolfmother name. He writes most of the '70s-stuck fake-wood-paneling songs. He also plays a badass guitar, indulging in serpentine, spazz-out solos. Now he just needs to find some new mates with which to rage. Best of luck to bass/keyboard player Chris Ross (his keyb solos were fiendish) and drummer Myles Heskett (we were all touched by his anger issues). To listen to Wolfmother's hit song Woman, go HERE.

August 07, 2008

The 888 Playlist

888_2Friday is Aug. 8, 2008.

8/8/8. Trip 8's. Snowman City.

That date isn’t as nefarious as the number of the beast (666). Nor is it as potentially lucky as the slot machine special (777).

But there's definitely a cool vibe to that octo-centric lineup, especially in China, where 8 is a beacon of hope, of promise, of commencing the Olympics on a good foot. Lots of Chinese people are expected to get married Friday. Lots of other people, too.

888. In the baseball world,  that's Ripken, Berra and Yaz standing shoulder-to-shoulder-to-shoulder. I’d like to see that.

$8.88. In the motel world, that’s the special cost of a room at a Super 8 on Friday. That’ll come in handy for those newlyweds, I bet.

888. Toll-free, baby.

888. That’s one heck of a Lotto number. Only problem is, when you win, you’ll have to split $1 million between two million people. But hey, at least you won.

The number 8 is especially significant in popular music. August 8 just happens to be the birthday of U2's Edge, Poison's Rikki Rockett, rap's Kool Moe Dee and country's Mel Tillis.

More than that, what many consider the very first “rock and roll” song had not one, but two 8's in its title. So fittingly, we’ll kick off our 888 playlist with that swingin’ Ike Turner classic. “Let me introduce you to my Rocket ’88...”

The 888 Playlist
1) Rocket 88, Ike Turner’s Kings of Rhythm
2) Eight Days a Week, the Beatles
3) Dinner at Eight, Rufus Wainwright
4) Octavarium, Dream Theater
5) Loco Ocho, Phaze
6) Figure of Eight, Paul McCartney
7) Octopus, Syd Barrett
8) Crazy Eights, Tapes ’N Tapes
9) 88, Sum 41
10) Theme from Eight Is Enough, Grant Goodeve (WATCH!!!)

Just can't get enough

My phone has been ringing off the hook for more "poop yogurt" jokes.

HERE YOU GO...

August 06, 2008

Who's more annoying? '60s vs. '80s!

SummerofloveLet's play a little game of "Who's more annoying," shall we? This week's battle: '60s hippies vs. '80s apologists! In other words, a flock of Deadheads vs. A Flock of Seagulls.

As both a Bob Dylan sycophant and co-host of the Stuck in the '80s podcast, I may not be the best judge for this week's throwdown. In fact, as most would agree, I'm doubly annoying.

However, I can say that both hippies and '80s freaks are unreasonably, cultishly insistent that their fave decade was the greatest time in the history of time, a span of magic when a true national hero (Peter Fonda/Duckie) led them to a glorious revolution of fashion (tie-dye shirts/Chess King zippers), unification (Woodstock/Live Aid) and mind-altering experiences (LSD/Manimal).

Manimal3The two sides despise each other's music (protest songs hoping to change the world/The Curly Shuffle) and question each other's motives (smoke lots of pot/get top score in Galaga). And yet, they're more alike than they know (reeeaaally bad hair).

Perhaps the best way to settle this scrum will be at two epic upcoming extravaganzas at Ruth Eckerd Hall in Clearwater. Each should be a hoot in its own right. Just don't wear your legwarmers on the wrong night. That could get ugly. Well, uglier.

Hippiefest includes Jack Bruce of Cream; the Turtles, featuring Flo and Eddie; Melanie; Badfinger, featuring Joey Molland; Eric Burdon and the Animals; Jonathan Edwards; and a Hippie Marketplace. The show starts at 5 p.m. this Saturday at Ruth Eckerd Hall, 1111 N McMullen-Booth Road, Clearwater. $48.50-$68.50. (727) 791-7400.

The '80s Regeneration Tour features ABC; the Romantics; A Flock of Seagulls; Missing Persons; and Naked Eyes. It begins at 7 p.m. Aug. 30, also at Ruth Eckerd Hall. $33-$38.

Here comes the judge

So yesterday I spent many, many hours with the lovely and talented Stephanie Hayes combing Tampa Bay for free food. It's a long, journalistically sound, recession-proofing story, but for now, let's just say there was a lot of bourbon chicken involved. Oh, and "poop yogurt."* But again, you'll have to wait...

Today, I'll be judging Tampa Bay Idol at Westfield Brandon mall at noon. Looks like Fox 13 is once again running that sucker live online, so tune in during lunch (HERE). It will come as no great shock to anyone that I'm a giant wuss when it comes to crushing the dreams of young innocents. Well, at least in person. And without using "Steve Spears" as an alias. But I'll try and sneak in a "Mama, no!" just for you guys.

(* "Poop yogurt" is the intellectual property of Stephanie Hayes. The crude joke has been used here without her permission, but really, what's she gonna do? Fight me? She's the size of a Webkinz!) 

August 05, 2008

PODCAST TIME! Scary Reds, Scary Bugles

BuglesThis week's Stuck in the '80s podcast is all about Red Scare movies of that magically paranoid decade. Red Dawn, Top Gun, Spies Like Us. Show host Steve Spears and special guest Jeff in Cuba, all the way up from the perils of Guantanamo Bay, offer trenchant analysis of each wacky Communist caper, including a withering dissection of the factually suspect Tom Cruise classic. As for my contribution to this content-stuffed dazzler...I tell a gross story about wrestling maggots the size of Bugles snacks. Oh well. There's always next week. Listen to the show right HERE. Enjoy!   

August 04, 2008

Randy Newman's bittersweet symphony

Randy_newman_parody_3Randy Newman, Harps and Angels (Nonesuch) GRADE: A

A comedy album that will make you weep. A Pixar soundtrack with pitchfork bite. An orchestral slap to the powers-that-be. A legit contender for album of the year.

Randy Newman’s Harps and Angels, the big-hearted satirist’s first studio full-length since 1999, is all great things to all listeners — especially, those who enjoy seeing sacred cattle get good 'n' prodded.

Digging into his populist bag of Dixieland sway, Coplandian grandeur and Tin Pan Alley jaunt, the 64-year-old takes a break from scoring films like Toy Story and Cars to carve up America — often to what sounds like Buzz and Woody’s traveling music.

Out in stores Tuesday, Harps and Angels is wild, wicked, often as irreverent and point-blank as Newman’s cringe classics Rednecks and Political Science. With more than 70 musicians at work, it’s also gorgeous, robust, sweeping. Strip away the words (and his classic barstool bullfrog croak), and it’s his most moving music since Roy Hobbs’ slugging score in The Natural.

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1) Make bed 2) Win "Idol"

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American Idol wannabes do not make their beds. Nor do they know how to operate a video camera or hang a picture on a bedroom wall. (Seriously, gang. It's called a level. $8.96 at Home Depot.) They do, however, have clean bathrooms, nice teeth and an abundance of potted ferns.

How do I know all of this? Because I have just experienced a great sociological enlightening, one that has led me to both wisdom and a giant bottle of Advil.

For the second year, I was a guest judge for "Tampa Bay Idol," WTVT-13's Idol-regulated search for Florida's best amateur crooners. This entailed holing up in a Fox boardroom, watching (but never laughing at, no, never, never) close to 100 homemade video auditions, then picking the 10 best to compete in a sing-off this Wednesday at Westfield Brandon.

The winner will jump the line and get an automatic tryout in front of American Idol officials in Jacksonville on Aug. 13. If they get through that process, they're going to Hollywood. Last year's "Tampa Bay Idol" champ was 25-year-old dental hygienist Emily Poe. She auditioned in Miami but failed to make the show.

The best part of "Tampa Bay Idol" is not scoping out hidden talent (and there was gobs of it), but spotting trends. For instance, if Tampa Bay sends a winner into Idol's Top 24, there's a good chance she will sing like Carrie Underwood, look like an MTV reality starlet and have no idea how to make her bed.

Really, people, I'm tired of gawking at your rumpled sheets.

"I want to tell these people, if you're taping (your audition) in your bedroom, make the bed!" said singer-songwriter Belinda Womack, a fellow judge. The other purveyors of talent, Fox's devastatingly handsome Charley Belcher and just-plain-studly country star Chad Brock, concurred.

Humble rocker David Cook won last season's show — and he and the rest of the Idol crew will play the St. Pete Times Forum on Aug. 21. But the local videos were dominated by young white women, many of whom will have great futures in Abercrombie & Fitch ads. Not a lot of men, not a lot of minorities.

Is pop culture so dominated by the female cast of The Hills, by Britneys and Lindsays, that the rest of us have given up on fame?

Per usual, there were more than a few unique auditions, people who felt their talent transcends normal social order. One guy warbled while cooking (well, burning) and having someone on his Bluetooth. A dentist performed in front of a wall of yellowed teeth moldings. A young girl sang in a car in her garage. Another performed seated at her work desk, with her face barely peeking over the camera line.

My favorite was the person who forgot to rewind the VHS tape. So we were treated to the auditioner's favorite exercise video, which consisted of a hot woman grinding in front of a battleship.

The audition music was surprisingly diverse — Gershwin, Barbra Streisand, the Allman Brothers — although I'll be fine if I never hear Chain of Fools or My Girl again. And let's go easy on At Last, too.

All in all, this year's crop of singers was better than last year's. We still heard too many Mariah-esque vocal runs, but there was also more soul, more genuine emotion on display. And as for deliberately bad people, we didn't have a single one.

As a result, Wednesday's live sing-off, which I'll also be judging, should be a good one. I think three of the contestants have a real shot at making the show. The whole thing's free, so come on down to Westfield Brandon at noon. The stage is in the mall, just outside of Dick's Sporting Goods.

Oh, and after the competition, if any of the contestants need help buying a level, I can do that, too. 'Cause, kids, Grandma's picture is seriously crooked.

August 02, 2008

LIVE REVIEW: George Michael

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TAMPA – Up until Saturday, the best-looking concert crowd I had ever seen was at a Rascal Flatts show at Ford Amphitheatre. My oh my: It was like a Hawaiian Tropics bus had crashed into the set of “Hee Haw.”

But the 11,253 men and women at the George Michael gig at the St. Pete Times Forum -- although older than the Rascal crowd by a good 15 years --certainly deserved careful consideration in the hubba-hubba department.

And why not? Ever since his '80s days in boy band Wham!, the hunktastic icon has given equal time to style and substance, delighting fashion-minded fans with both smart soulful pop and the most beloved facial hair since Grizzly Adams.

On his first U.S. tour in 17 years, the 45-year-old Brit, never one for subtlety, brought with him a ginormous toboggan-shaped stage made entirely of state-of-the-art video panels. That monstrosity was flanked by two humbly huge screens. And in between those were three tiers of scaffolding holding up a sprawling umpteen-piece band.

But despite all that glam, all that glitz, the two-hour-plus show often had an intimate, subdued feel. One reason for that was Michael's health. "I have a terrible cold," he said, nevertheless looking faboo in a smooth black suit. "I'm not used to your American air-conditioning." (Perhaps this was why he hit the stage a good 30 minutes late.)

As a result of the sniffles, he had some trouble with his high notes, letting the crowd sing the tough parts on '84 Wham! hit "Everything She Wants." But his mid-range remains a rich marvel, and he flat-out stunned 'em with a gospel rendition of "One More Try" and a smoldering cover of "The First Time E