Greetings, Sean Daly fans! He totally bailed on you guys. I'm Stephanie, and I'll attempt to fill in while he gorges on crustaceans and murky Pilsner in a seedy Maryland pub. You miss him, true, but don't be shy with comments. I'm nice!
Vitals: I'm a blogger at the Snack Pack. I write for the St. Pete Times. I have a great shoe collection. And most importantly, I'm a chick who plans to finally get some pics of dudes on this horndoggley blog!
But to ease in, we'll start with Sean's fave, Ashley Tisdale. Her mug graces this money pit product: TOOTH TUNES - the toothbrush that sings for two minutes while you scrub your nasty yellows. Listen. I am NOT-YOUR-FRIEND in the morning. I need gentleness. Low lighting. I need, only briefly... adult contemporary. In the arms of the angel. Far away from here.
Not, "SHALALALALA DON'T STOP NOW, DON'T TRY TO HIDE IT HOW, YOU WANT TO KISS THE GIRL." No, Ash. I'm not making out with anyone at 0-dark-thirty. I need Diet Coke first, and something chocolate. Then we can talk.
Other Tooth Tunes varieties:
Jesse McCartney - Beautiful Soul (Because your face looks fug without makeup)
Beach Boys - Fun Fun Fun (WHATEVER)
Destiny's Child - Survivor (Of chronic tooth decay, after you quit brushing altogether)
Vanessa Hudgens - Come Back to Me (In about three hours when the sun is up)
Corbin Bleu - Push it to the Limit (Or heave it off the balcony in a fit of rage)
KISS - Rock and Roll All Night (Instead of brushing and going to bed. Dance on bars!
Kiss the girl!)
NO. I want... I want George Clooney in my toothbrush, whispering sweet nothings: "Morning, Steph. You look radiant. I really think that blemish went down overnight. You may not need the concealer today. Don't brush your hair. Just tousle it a little. You need to love YOU, flaws and all. I do. Now go make it a Clooney kinda day! Kisses, babe. Talk at PJ time!"
That, I would buy.
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