In the world of football-and-life-as-aquarium analogies, Hernando County is somewhere between a fish bowl and one of those small ziplock bags you get at the annual fireman's carnival.
So Friday's Central-Tarpon Springs game provided a unique opportunity to catch a glimpse at Bears star Dujuan Harris in action against an out-of-town defense that featured a future Division I player in cornerback Marquis Gamble.
Well, the coach of said team, George Kotis, didn't sound impressed.
"He's an above-average back," the Spongers coach said after Harris scored three touchdowns in the Bears' 21-9 upset win. "We probably have eight or 10 of him in our county. We probably have two or three on our team."
Like any good sports section, we just had to bounce Mr. Kotis' comments off his counterpart at Central. And though Cliff Lohrey is a rookie coach, he is a seasoned veteran when it comes to providing comebacks worthy of our precious newsprint.
"He might be an above-average back," Lohrey said, "but I wouldn't trade him for any of the two or three on their team, or any of the 10 in their county, or anybody in the state. I want him."
Why was Lohrey so convicted in his response?
Let's go to the tape. . .
Harris numbers won't cause you to drive off the side of the road: he reached 100 yards on 30 carries, an average of just 3.3 yards per carry. But don't judge him on the stat sheet. He may have gained 363 yards against Crystal River last week, but his performance against Tarpon Springs was more impressive. First, the Spongers entered the game allowing just 3.4 yards per carry. They are an infinitely better team than Crystal River, and they entered the game knowing they had to shut Harris down. Consider: Central ran 46 offensive plays all night. Harris touched the ball on 31 of them. That means that on 67 percent of the Bears' offensive plays, Harris had the ball in his hands.
Don't look at total yardage, look at quality runs. If Tarpon Springs could have put 13 players in the box, it probably would have, particularly on the Bears' first possession, when an 86-yard kickoff return by Duane Marks set them up with a first-and-goal on the 9-yard line.
Harris run. Zero yards.
Harris run. Face mask, half the distance to the goal.
Harris run. Three yards.
Harris run. One yard, touchdown.
Let's go to the next series.
Third-and-five. Pitch left, Harris explodes off his cut and bowls through a couple of defenders. Five yards. First down.
It was a similar theme. Of Harris' 30 carries, 11 resulted in either a first down or a touchdown. And none of them were easy.
On the Bears' 57-yard touchdown drive in the second quarter, they ran 15 plays. All of them were runs, eight by Harris. He rushed for a 13-yard first down on 2nd-and-7, a 10-yard first down on 2nd-and-9, and a 2-yard touchdown on 4th-and-goal. He also had a 19-yard run called back because of a penalty.
"It was one of those nights where his most impressive run might have been a six-yarder," Lohrey said.
Even when Harris wasn't running, he was producing.
Take the aformentioned touchdown drive. On the first play, Harris lined up as a wide receiver in a trips formation on the right side of the field. Quarterback Chase Walker ran to his side, followed one of his blocks, and gained nine yards.
Later on that drive, Harris again lined up in a trips formation on the right side of the field. With the coverage rolled to the right side, fullback Carlos Becaria ran over left guard for 10 yards.
"They said going into tonight we are a one-dimensional football team," Lohrey said. "And that may be true, but he's a heck of a dimension."
Even after getting pounded for three quarters, Harris returned a kickoff for a 74-yard touchdown in the fourth quarter. And then, in one of his few repetitions on defense, he intercepted a pass to ice the win.
Afterwards, we informed Harris of Kotis' characterization of him as an "above-average back."
Harris shrugged and said, "Now he knows."