Caption contest: Let's talk turkey

[Don Morris | Times]

We believe marriage should be between one man and one turkey. Just kidding! But that's the kind of sophmoric one-liner we hope to get in our Thanksgiving caption contest. Write a funny suggestion for what these characters may be saying.

The best captions will be published in the St. Petersburg Times on Nov. 23 and the top 3 will win prizes. Please include your name and e-mail if you'd like to be considered for the contest. The deadline for entries is Nov. 19.

So, come on. Let's talk turkey.

*I've removed a phone number listed in comments (we'll hold onto that in case it's a winning entry). Best to just leave your name & e-mail address.

Comments

NBC did everything you told us to do Mr. Soros, so why doesn't the public believe our "news" anymore?

[ctb]

But you said you were a vegetarian!

[jennifer]

Where's the Beef?

[Linda Loo]

"Sorry pal,the economy dictates we downsize, we're having Cornish Game hens this Thanksgiving"

[Marvin Kistler]

Caption contest: Let's talk turkey;
That was quite a feast for the eyes; now I need a feast for the belly!
Marvin Kistler of Kenneth City

[Renee O'Brien]

Why are you asking about my burial wishes so close to Thanksgiving?

[Renee O'Brien]

You're lucky I can't fly!

[Renee O'Brien]

I thought you were a vegetarian... I can't believe what this economic situation has done to you!

[Amy Grantham]

"All I'm saying is, we need some change! This year lets give the turkeys a break and give a different bird a try."

[Mel]

You plan on stuffing me with WHAT?

[Bill K]

No! I don't think the setting sun looks like a fried turkey egg. That's just species-ist, man!

[Diane W.]

What do you mean that we're not eating a plump chicken this year?

[Trina Babin]

You don't look like I expected. So just what exactly did you mean in your personal ad "seeking plump turkey for a hot one nighter"

[Trina Babin]

You said you were keeping your Ray Hawk! What else have you lied about?!

[Trina Babin]

You said YOU were bringing the fishing rods! Now what are we supposed to eat for Thanksgiving?!

[Eve Dobbins]

I changed my mind "what's for dinner." Lets talk fish. Sounds black and white to me. E. Dobbins

[Trina Babin]

Hey Joe at least your 15 minutes doesn't include stuffing and gravy.

[Matt Cole]

So this is life after a losing campaign Senator McCain?

[trish]

oh my! you've been plucked! your gonna get cooked out her!

[Donna Oswald]

Sorry, I'm out of suntan lotion, but I hear butter will make your skin a nice golden brown.

[Tom LaPointe]

You ATE your ex? I thought you said you HATE your ex!

[Trina Babin]

Revision:
Cheer up Joe, at least your 15 seconds doesn't include stuffing and gravy.

[Robert E]

"I thought you were having me OVER for Thanksgiving dinner!"

[Dave]

You looked a lot different on Myspace.

[JEAN LENDER]

SWEETHEART, THAT TURKEY DINNER YOU MADE WAS SO GREAT, TRIMMINS' AND ALL - i AM STARTING TO SEE THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY BIRD, RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ME, AS YOU ARE CACKING AWAY ABOUT NONE OF THE DISHES THAT i FOR SURE DIDN'T WASH. hONEY...IS THAT YOU??? hONEY???
tHE BEAUTY OF A FLORIDA SUNSET...COMPLETES A PERFECT THANKSGIVIN'